Hello Sports Fans!

We are live at Fuuka U Arena, where moments ago, the fight took an unexpected turn. Give the folks at home a little run down of what’s happening Mike.

Certainly, certainly. This is Malicious Mike, along with Disheartening Dave, and moments ago the referee left during the middle of the match. The Champion, who always manages to stand up , has been in an ongoing battle that has left him beaten, bruised, and bleeding.

That’s right Mike, the Champion does not look good, but here at Fuuka U Arena, you never really know what’s going to happen.

That’s true Dave. The referee left just as Self-Doubt, Not Yours, and Ghost Maker, jumped into the ring with Life.

Oh! There goes the ring!

The Champion is putting on a good show, and has been holding his own but…

Oh shit, run!

Mike you alright?

Yeah, Dave. What just happened?

Looks like the building came down. Hold on, the dust is being blown away. I can see, something.

Are we still broadcasting? Yes?

Mike, look at that.

All right folks! We are going for cover, because we no longer have a fight on our hands. It looks like full scale war has been declared against the Champion.

That’s right Mike, and it looks like Let Go has come in, and just hit the Champion with a rocket launcher.

Holy shit what was that Dave?

I’m not entirely sure Mike, I think it was something from So’Var. A Shiv Ball maybe?

Looks painful.

Yes. Yes, it does, but the Champion just took out Ghost Maker with it, and…

Oh my god! Your Writing Sucks is here, and just hit the Champion with a bat! Oh, there goes Life. He’s running around the outside, trying to blindside the Champion again. Self Doubt, Let Go, and Not Yours have the Champion’s attention. This is not going to be good Dave.

Not Yours just landed a solid kick to the head, followed by a flurry of blows from Let Go.

Self Doubt just kicked the Champion in the groin. Not Yours connects with a vicious knee to the face!

The Champion is staggering! The Champion is staggering!

Life changed into a Mack truck and just ran the Champion over! Dave, where is he?

Over there. Mike, he’s down.

What? No way.

Look.

Can’t be, wait he’s moving. He’s got an arm under himself.

Oh no, Mike. Is that Bad News?

Get away from him you son-of-a-bitch! Dave, did he just?

Yep, take cover!

Uhm, we’re sorry folks, but Bad News just dropped a grenade on the Champion, and he’s not moving. The Champion is down. I repeat, the Champion is down, and it looks like Life is calling in his vultures. We will try and find out what exactly just happened, but for now, this is Dave, signing off from Fuuka U Arena.

Fuuka U Too. Enjoy what you do.